Lost Friend

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.  I so wanna hear some music right now … because the moment needs it. It’s just sad. Bad sad. More than half a lifetime ago … when my world was moving so fast … I had a friend who helped me catch my breath. … Continue reading Lost Friend


Fakers, Frauds, and Liars

This brief video  ...  sent by an alert friend ... shatters this moment. Collapses this latest display of manufactured drama. It spotlights the phony shock at what's happening at the borders ... then calls out the latest liberal narrative that's destined to fall flat. A debacle brought about by liberal policies ... a crisis openly … Continue reading Fakers, Frauds, and Liars

The Cracks In My Heart

“But you saw no fault … no cracks in my heart And you knelt beside … my hope torn apart But the ghosts that we knew ... will flicker from view And we'll live a long life” My father’s name was Connie … and he was impossibly strange.   Black Irish. Latin features ... Roman nose, … Continue reading The Cracks In My Heart

Look What They’ve Done To My Song, Ma

Someone's gotta lean on the horn. That child's story has the worriment of a damaged adult on the edge. But she's perhaps a hundred months old.  She's an Xbox junkie ... a "gamer" ... found sitting "in a puddle of her own urine ... so hooked ... she wouldn’t even go to the toilet ..." When her father threatened to … Continue reading Look What They’ve Done To My Song, Ma

I Did Not Have … With That Woman

Bill Clinton ... talking through his zipper ... again! “I think it’s a good thing that we should all have higher standards, I think the norms have really changed in terms of what you can do to somebody against their will, how much you can crowd their space, make them miserable at work.” Give that man … Continue reading I Did Not Have … With That Woman

This Is One Special Focker

Check out this loose cannon. Quite the ticking time-bomb. I thought Maher was losin’ his brain beans, but this De Niro nut … Yikes! ... he’s clearly crossed over to a special dimension where you hope and pray the walls are spongy. So Mister Focker dropped in on the Tonys …  and dropped a few … Continue reading This Is One Special Focker

Happy Teacher Exasperation Month!

Geniuses are the most dangerous creatures in the universe ... and do you know why God made so few?  To limit the suffering of teachers. Dweebers are educational pests. They make these fly-by observations …  scurry back to their sticky keyboards … and tell real-deal teachers how to do their jobs. Let’s imagine those same … Continue reading Happy Teacher Exasperation Month!

Are You a Pretend Parent?

Are you a pretend parent? If that questions bothers you, well … It’s never a bad thing to have a heart-to-heart with yourself. Maybe you’re too caught up in your own thing … or life's become tangled ... so your kid’s education has slipped into auto-pilot. You're not alone. But if that first sentence grabbed … Continue reading Are You a Pretend Parent?

What Hath Dowd Wrought?

There’s a new God in the universe … and he goes by Barack Obama. Yeah ... that guy. Who won't go away. The New York Times found him ... and Maureen "Mary Magdalene" Dowd revealed him. To us all. Amen. So tomorrow,  expect new rally caps all over the Universe ... with the new God's new message … Continue reading What Hath Dowd Wrought?